Sam Omiotek

Food for the common man. Food that fills your stomach without emptying your wallet. Food for people who manage their time poorly and have bad sleep hygiene. Food that is not for thought. Food that anyone can cook — especially those who can't. Food for nonstick pans and Frigidaire appliances. Food heroically prepared on an island of rebellious perseverance amidst a flat sea of malaise and apathy where no sail has wind. Food that asks nothing more of us than to be eaten.

"Let us eat, for tomorrow we live in a world where our phones are smarter than our leaders." –ChatGPT